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Chicken Noodle Soup
When your grandparents have sex and you are laying on the floor and your grandma steps over you and you pray it doesn't drip like a noodle.
I won't eat Chicken Noodle Soup ever again
A delicious soup made from the bones of an indian native.
I ate Hayee Noodle Soup yesterday.
When you haven’t slept all night and your trying to be invisible because your fucking boy toy woke up, and he is now trying to find you!!
James, the boy toy: Nancy, where are you?!?!
Nancy, the invisible Slut: Dammit, I’m fucked-a-noodle-doo’d again!?!?!
also referred to as a Dildo
Pat: man she’s a prostitute
Aniya: she’s a big Pussy Noodle!
1. To become physically exhausted after a hard day's work
2. The result of spending too long in a sauna or hot tub
Boy, after an hour in the sauna, I am one cooked noodle!
Putting Ramen noodles in the microwave without water, then pulling it out, filling it with water but leaving the packet in the bowl also.
Man, I asked my mom to make me dinner, right, and she goes and makes me some aluminum noodles! She can't cook.