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are mean and spiteful or stupid, or you do not like them. A dirty scum bag really stupid
Hey prick nose cocksucker you got something on your nose loser ass
When a person blows their nose so hard that it sounds like
Dizzy Gillespie getting warmed up before his next set. Usually caused when one nasal passage is held closed with a tissue while the other is left slightly open. Sometimes sounds like a loud fart which often confuses innocent bystanders as they expect to smell the familiar scent of ass but are left feeling disappointed due to a lack of closure. Multiple blasts of the horn may be heard repeatedly, especially if one has a cold or allergies or has built up a lot of congestion. Just as a cellist utilizes their bow, a nose trumpeter uses his tissue paper to craft subtle harmonics and vibratos which perfectly accompany the sounds of nasal fluid blasting out of his nose holes at 100 miles per hour.
Every office job usually has at least one of these talented horn players, and late in the day when the office is quiet you can often hear their stunning performances echoing across the cube farm. Note that nose trumpeting is a finely honed skill, so when you're just starting to play you may only be able to play a single, very loud pitch. This is expected, but with consistent practice, you'll be covering your favorite jazz standards in no time.
Looks like Bill's playing his nose trumpet for the entire office again.
The bloody nose the occurs when you are squatting over the toilet to pee in a public restroom and your overly loud FUN co-worker spots a doody in a nearby bowl and shouts out loud - "DOODY WITH CORN" - but you can't laugh because a snooty co-worker is in the next stall.
The huge piece of corny shit in the ladies room was hilarious. Because a snobby co-worker was in a nearby stall and I was hovering so not to touch the gross bowl with my ass, I held back a bursting laugh which to my surprise caused a nose-eurysm.
When you put the tip of your dick up to a girls nose and nut
person 1, I gave Stacy a Milk Nose yesterday at her house
person 2, Damn nice.
A slang term used to refer to the collective Jewish population (or a certain number of Jewish people), almost certainly used in the context of conspiracy theories revolving around such people. It serves to avoid any mentioning of Jews or similar names or terms for a variety of reasons, including but not limited to: evading word recognition that may ban or mute the OP, or fooling those unaware of the term into thinking nothing of their post(s).
Usually, "long nose tribe" is used within a larger metaphor involving cavemen, sticks, stones, etc. that is supposed to draw parallels to modern, Jewish conspiracy theories.
"Long nose" refers to the common stereotype that Jewish people possess long noses.
"Grug no like long nose tribe. Long nose tribe take pointy stick away from Grug; deemed too dangerous."
"Grug no think holobunga happen. Six million tribesmen no die in 5 years, but long nose tribe say it is worst tragedy"
"Grug see long nose tribe put weird food in river. Now boys in tribe wear skins for women; want forage with women, no hunt like men. Grug confused."
Someone who is so stupid they need to just give up on life and crawl back into hell and shut the everloving fuck up
Person 1: Cmon man Im telling you Im gonna slime you out sybau
Person 2: Please shut the everloving fuck up you dumbass Isosceles Donkey Nosed Cunt Waffle you snub Indigo don't you pal
Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.
Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job