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crimanal profile cop's maintain on individuals
I got busted by the cops , they serched my criminal record (5-o facebook) their was a warrant for my arrest
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A game for singles in which you and a partner compete for 5 dollars.
Throughout the course of an evening, two people attempt to hook up with/ make out with another person in order to win 5 dollars.
Rules are as follows:
-If you do not hook up with anyone > you owe your partner 5 dollars
-if your partner hooks up with someone > you owe them 5 dollars
- both partners have a 2 person maximum, meaning (for your wallets sake) the most you can lose in one night is 15 dollars)
-if you both successfully hook up with someone > you are even (each owing each other 5 dollars)... same goes if you both fail to hook up with someone
You are not required to be at the same location as your partner, however it can help the competitive atmosphere.
This game can also be played with smaller amounts of money.
Players are allowed to keep tabs on how much money is owed and work to repay their partner over time if necessary.
Here are some possible scenarios:
scenario 1: Todd and Betty go to a party on thursday agreeing to play the 5 dollar game. By the end of the night, Todd has hooked up with 2 different people. Betty has only hooked up with 1. Betty owes Todd 10 dollars, Todd owes Betty 5 dollars. Therefore. Todd ends the night with 5 dollars and Betty breaks even.
Scenario 2: Kendra and Steve go to a bar and agree to play the 5 dollar game. By the end of the night Steve has not managed to hook up with anyone, However Kendra happens to find just what she's looking for in 1 very special person and gets lucky. At the end of the night Steve owes Kendra 5 dollars for her victory and owes her another 5 dollars as his penalty for not getting any action. Poor Steve!
Senario 3: Dolly and Tanya decide to play the 5 dollar game at the next big party. The party is over before either of them have a chance to score. Now, They each owe the other 5 dollars. These fees cancel themselves out. Both leave the party with the same amount of cash that they started with!
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5-methoxy dimethyltriptamine. A hallucinigenic coupound found in the glands of the Buffo Toad. It is in liquid form when harvested. To get the effects, the white liquid must be dryed and smoked. Said produce one of the most intense trips. Effects generally last 15-30 minutes and are mind-blowing.
After smoking the DMT, he wound up laying on his back on the floor, but his mind was in happy land.
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When you are out and about and that hot plate or bag is calling your name... so you go to the bathroom and it’s absolutely perfect for a reading from the good book!
“Hey bagger, where should we go tonight?”
...Not sure Vix, what you think?
“I know the yard house has a 5 straw rating”
Good call! I got the bag... what are we waiting for??!!
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The dirtiest of the dirty, the most unattractive girl at the bar and your last option if you want to get laid that night. This girl is usually so unattractive 2am isn't enough time to drink to make her worth it, around 5 is when she becomes an option
Man i must have of been hammered last night i woke up next to a real piece of 5 o'clock slop.
see also road whore
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Double High 5 - When you're doing a chick from behind and you can take it out of one hole and into the other with both hands in the air like you're on a Roller Coaster.
dood that chick was nasty, I totally gave her a double high 5 and got the fuck outta there.
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