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An online troll who was unable to perform sexually so rather than seek medical advise from a professional, it's opted to conceal it's identity in order to write unwitty definitions about their exes on the urban dictionary website.
I know I am a douchebag troll; I'm a Peter pipe head.
A British gangster who rules the streets with a cold iron fist.
"That guys' such a Penjamin Pipe! I hope he doesn't pillage and rape me and my children!"
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When it's your turn to have a go at the orgy but you're the last one in and everyone has nutted inside.
Joe: Hey everyone, it's Phil's turn to have a go! He'll be enjoying some 'Slimey Pipe'!
Phil: All I'm hearing is easy entry!
If a girl is having sex with one guy for an extended period of time but are not dating, and he goes home for the weekend, she resorts to her side pipe. This is a guy that she has banged before, but has not lead anywhere, and she keeps him on the back burner when needed.
Yo Ivan wasn't here this weekend,so she got some serious side pipe.
"I know dude, I just had my arse pipe deflowered by one of them."
When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.
Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.
The act of a woman biting down on your dick with all her might until it Ruptures, resulting in a busted pipe
My girl friend found out about my side bitch and gave me a busted pipe.