black people hair

When a wack nigga got pubes on his dome.

Yo, Franklin got the black people hair going on.

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white people's disease

The inability to maintain or play to a rhythm.
To have an Awful Sense of rhythm.

Origins: This term is based on two stereotypes at once, African americans have a good sense of rhythm and Caucasian people do not.

Usage: It is most commonly used when referring to an African american with said inability, but may be used when referring to a Caucasian. But as prevailing stereotypes indicate more often than not this would be redundant, unless referring to a well known Caucasian musician or any musician, who's music has taken a recent decline.

Antonym for Rhythmatic

*After band class with an African american substitute teacher*
"Wow that was awful"
"Yeah that sub has white people's disease something bad."
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"Did you hear Kayne's Latest album?"
"No. Why?"
"He must've caught white people's disease, his music is awful"

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Are you people retarded?

Quit looking up your name on urban dictionary. It's just someone with your name licking their own arse. Most of these things don't even match your name. Why are you people so gullible to this shit. I'm gonna kill myself

"Some asshole on urban dictionary said that my name means I'm a cool dude. Im gonna post it on snapchat so I can jerk myself off to my name" are you people retarded? Ffs

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white people dancin'

When white people dance as if they have an epilepsy or otherwise defined as retarded dancing. They do too much hand waving and little legwork.

Yo that is white people dancin' in the club

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white people hours

Time between 4:00 am to 8:00 am. At this time you will commonly find real white people eating a bowl of vegan oatmeal and going out for morning jog before work.

Its real white people hours hit that like button if you up and paying for child support.

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White people boats

Kayaks

Let's go down the river in our white people boats.

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people r people, but u r the mazaphukah on camel

Colloquial phrase in runglish (russian based on bad knowledge of english) . Created to convey the sense about "People are normal, but you are the most damned piece of shit like and dont fit into the environment like "the dick on the back of the camel beetween its humps"

- Why do u behave so? What's wrong with you? People r people, but u r the mazaphukah on camel!