Piped (verb)
Investment slang: To be blindsided by an unexpected financial loss, often due to unforeseen market events, bad investments, or sudden economic changes. The term likens the experience to getting hit by a burst pipe—quick, unexpected, and often leaving a mess to clean up.
"I thought my portfolio was rock solid, but then energy stocks crashed, and I got piped hard."
"Did you see that earnings report for Inferior Minus? Anyone holding that stock just got piped."
Pantsing someone then shoving a pipe bomb up there ass until you reach the intestines
"I love pants pipeng washington"
Abraham Lincoln
When you wash the orgy tarp in the tub and give the pipes herpes
Did you hear about the tarp orgy at the con last week? Washed it down the drain and gave the pipe herpes
When a dog smells a blown out pussy
He isn’t just sniffing, he’s checking for peter piping!
When a guy takes his penis and stick it in a exhaust pipe and let his penis warm up like a tamale.
You guys want to learn the redneck pipe cleaner
When you load a bowl of some ganj in their bootyhole, light it, and inhale out of their mouth. Truly the most natural way to smoke.
Ayeeee homie I forgot my pipe! You tryna smoke some human pipe?
Aye dude, this girl wants to pipe this weekend, I'm so stoked!
Awh shit, here we go again.