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Tickle Piss

When someone tickles you until you pee.

A:Stop please haha im about to pee
B:AHAHAHA but its so much fun
A:hehe ahaha *pees*awe i just tickle pissed

B:eww

by Randomxhumor April 12, 2011

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waffle-piss

The light to dark yellow urine that smells like bacon-flavoured snacks that is secreted from one's body after consuming excess amounts of said bacon-flavoured snacks, like Tayto Waffles, Bacon Fries or any other generic bacon-flavoured snack.

"Dude, I chowed down on some Bacon Fries and some Waffles earlier and now I've got waffle-piss somethin' bad!"

by dj357 November 19, 2007

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shitty piss

When a liquid form of shit is excreted from your asshole

Oh! Belavadeer, i do need to whipe my anus, for i have shitty pissed all over myself

by molfa February 16, 2009

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piss attack

A sudden and unstoppable need to piss. Usually due to booze.

Jimmy was so trashed, that when walking home from the bar he started pissing himself, yelled β€œpiss attack”, whipped out his dick and pissed in the direction he was facing.

by Jimzy September 24, 2017

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beyond pissed

Its when you can't take it anymore and your more then pissed

I am beyond pissed of what my ex did to me

by Done ~ November 22, 2015

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Pile of Piss

Used to describe someone who is a worthless human being, much like an actual pile of piss that has no value.

Damn dude, your brother is a total pile of piss

by PirateTribez May 19, 2011

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piss phone

a cell phone covered in piss from last night's drunken stupor

Betsy has a new and improved piss phone. Thank you friends.

by swimmerchic113 January 24, 2010

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