make big plays

When you’re making moves and need someone to do something unexpectedly extraordinary.

Polak, we need you to make big plays and find a way for us to play ruit in your basement tonight.

I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. I’ll figure something out, and it’ll be real. It’ll be fun. It’ll be real fun! Even though I'm Polish...

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Play some minecraft

Rough anal sex, typically with two men.

Jerry: Wanna play some minecraft?
Isaac: Sure!
Jerry: Alright hop on my couch so we can get started!

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consensual role play

On a MUSH (sort of like a text-based MMO), Consensual Roleplay means that your character will not get into any sticky wickets that you do not want him/her to get in. You control your destiny, and if Quickswitch wants to murder you with his space-puma jaws, you can say no. Alternately, you can't touch Alpha Q in the swimsuit area without his written permission.

"You can't kill Cliffjumper, Scourge! He doesn't consent. We have a 'consensual role play' policy! Learn that shit!"

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Play the white man

To behave in a fair, acceptable manner.

"Come on mate, play the white man, you're acting like a fucking Jungle Bunny"

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playing dr phil

fucking with someones head. a clean way of saying youre screwing with someones mind the way playing dr would mean screwing someone

play: so she didnt want to put her cards on the table. but after i was thru playing dr phil with her, i realized reverse psychology would work on her so i acted like i wasnt interested anymore. she gave me her number in 3!

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Go Play Fortnite

1) Go fuck yourself
2) Leave me alone
3) Go have gay sex with your friend

Person 1: Youre gay
Person 2: Go play Fortnite
Person 1: ....You went there

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playing without a goalie

Having sex without protection, specifically for the purpose of trying to get pregnant.

Are you and your wife playing without a goalie yet?

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