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Injury Ring

A championship won by a sports team that would have 100% without a shadow of a doubt wouldn't have won the championship without their opponents being injury riddled. A common misconception is that a ring can be an injury ring even if one's opponents fully healthy wouldn't have even made a difference, however this is false.

"The 2021 Bucks and 2024 Celtics have injury rings" Actually if Harden and Kyrie were healthy it's clear the Bucks would have lost, going down 0-2 to a healthy Nets team. The Celtics on the other hand were called a stacked superteam all year, so stacked that everyone claimed the Celtics had "no excuses" not to win it all, therefore no type of injury would have altered the outcome of the 2024 playoffs.

by welusku May 14, 2024


Bull ring

Nasal septum piercing, used by Farmer Giles to lead his obese blue-haired interpersonally obnoxious livestock from laystall to abbatoir.

"Daisy's bull ring is looking rather crusty. Their piercing must have gone septic."
"Rub it with Brasso, that I may get a good price for the woke moo."

by Old Phardt August 28, 2023


Lego Ring

The lead single to Faye Webster's new album idfkoc abt the name cuz holky gyatt this song SUCKS

I want a lego ring... i want it hurt my finger~

by GmodMagician March 10, 2024


Lego Ring

The actual worst song oat
why did Faye Webster and Lil Yachty make this SHIT

"Have you heard Faye Webster's new single Lego Ring??"
"No..."
*plays it*
refer to gif

by GmodMagician March 16, 2024


Medusa-ring

The male lies on his back and lifts his legs into the air as to put his body weight onto his upper back, neck and head. Then while erect, he pushes the penis forward between his legs and the partner then sits on his cock, the partners legs will be adjacent with his back. After he cums, the partner pushes out the semen so it rolls down his stomach and into his mouth.

Ted loved it when his girl friend medusa'd him, she was a very big fan of medusa-ring, he really enjoyed the taste of his fresh cum and her ass.

by analman52 January 3, 2012


West Point Ring

Wrapping your penis around your ring finger as if it was a ring to emulate a large grad ring. The better it bulges and has throbbing vessels is more than welcome as to bring great credit to the institution of the United States Military Academy. Most 'Ring knockers' are proud of their ring and the symbolism behind it. And you too can be proud when showing off your very own 'West Point Ring'. And if you have enough room on your dog, you can even write United States Military Academy West Point on it, for more flair add an onyx in the center.

The young Captain was more than eager to see the West Point Ring that I told him that we found in the men's locker room. When he got closer and saw that it was actually a handful of my meat whistle curled 'round my finger, he was more than impressed. Damn, Pat that is a hell of a ring ! Is there a year on it?

by Karl Hungus March 6, 2023


french onion ring

When a French being or someone from French descent sits on another's face and they put their lips into the other persons asshole, causing it to form a ring that smells like onion

ADAM, That French onion ring was amazing

by Whales102 March 6, 2015