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Sandwich consisting of the mystery meat from the "deli" line onboard a US naval vessel.
Kevin: Hey Jamal, what are you doing for lunch?
Jamal: Ah, I'm just gonna grab me a horse-cock sandwich.
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A lying, crooked...sleaze-ball individual.
He is regarded as a sleaze-ball and a liar. He is a straight-up fried turd sandwich! A real piece of work!
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When you encounter a situation with an unnecessarily large number of options to choose from, and all you really wanted is something that just works... what kind of bread, what kind of cheese, condiments, meat.... sigh! (Where I come from, bread=white sliced bread)...
Bonus points when used with cloud computing!
Refer to "Funniest Milk Ad Ever! (Australian)" on youtube for further illustration.
1) The dating websites these days are turning into a subway sandwich ordeal!
2) These days the cloud computing user is faced with a subway sandwich ordeal.
The COD perk only women can access. This perk allows women to make sandwiches at a faster speed than normal to please a man.
Why don't you use sandwich maker pro and make me a damn sandwich.
The act of making yourself throw up instead of eating. Can also be had for desert after eating.
Anthony: I'm going to get a five dollar footlong from Subway.
Mike: I'm going to have a two-finger sandwich instead. It's cheaper and less calories.
To have a three way with two senior citizens
GUY 1: so how was bingo last night?
GUY 2: Awesome I brought home two hot GILFs and I got myself in the middle of a senior citizen sandwich!
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• Filled with baloney and b.s. (Bacon slices)
• Russian dressing
• on white bread
• a small pickle
Hey I would love a Donald trump sandwich
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