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When you deprive yourself from sleeping so that eventually you will fall asleep and sleep for, possibly, years, almost like Rip Van Winkle.
Joe: Man, I stayed up all night last night. Didn't sleep a wink.
Matt: Oh, you going to super sleep tonight?
Joe: Obviously!
if someone ask you that if you fish is sleeping it is just upside down on top of the fish bowl and to dispose of it is to flush it down the toilet.
P.S don't tell your kids
Son: is my fish sleeping
Mom: yes my son it is now go back to your room
Son: ok
Mom: honey go flush it down the toilet
Oh hey man, Wisconsin is sleep deprived again
Sleeping in the fetal position on your left side with a pillow between your legs and under your head.
This particular sleeping position is popular amongst pregnant women, as it is medically recommended. It is also, however, popular with people that sleep with body pillows.
I usually pregnant sleep because my doctor recommends it’s best for the baby.
When someone takes an absolute steamer on you when you’re asleep, but cleans you off with a hot flannel and soap before you can wake to realise.
“Ay mate, never guess what I sleep shitted on Dan last night. Fucking stank.”
Masturbating while sleeping
Hey Billy, did you sleep bait last night??
Umm Barbara, I know you did