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The act of placing Chorizo (a hard, knobbly spanish sausage) into ones rectum. It can be performed on both sexes. In most cases the recipient is then forced to choke and eat on the spanish poo stick, often crying.
The recipient is often willing to perform the act though, to a mild form. However, the giver is often deemed as "a sick bastard".
Most people should stay away from them unless you're mad.
Due to the natural shape of the chorizo, post-spanish special farting may occur.
Laura - Christ. I'm struggling to walk this morning, my farts stink and my mouth tastes of shitty sausage. Did you really have to go that far?
Ryan - Hahaha of course i did! Thats the whole point of The Spanish Special!
Laura - Gosh. Its so nasty and mean. Ill be tasting poo for a week.
Ryan - SHUT UP NOW OR YOUR SISTER GETS IT NEXT.
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When, as the girl of the night is sucking your cock, you proceed to pop open a can of Guinness and, after taking a drag of its deliciousness, you pour it on her face, taking extreme pleasure in her agony at having snorted Guinness... All on St. Patricks day...
Dude, I totally gave that girl a leprechaun special last night, you should have seen the look on her face...
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When a girl has a fake ponytail and her eyes are too far apart. She also must be Amazonian. These girls resemble the women from the movie Avatar. For reference purposes, this description is similar to being "short bus special."
The girl on TV tonight was Avatar Special.
Yeah, but I would still do her.
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When your wife or girlfriend is sucking your cock and performs the following four operations simultaneously while watching bill o-reilly and your dick is in her mouth and right before you cum: 1. tug balls (gently). 2. hum the star spangled banner (or national anthem of your choice). 3. tickle the taint or slight anal insertion of index finger or pinky finger. 4. significant other must wink three and a half times. upon successful completion of the st. louis special, you will receive a gift certificate to imo's pizza in the amount of $5.58.
"Yo, did you hear last night my boy jamieson gave kate the st. louis special?"
"Yeah, I heard it took her three tries to get the certificate!"
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While getting head, a girl suddenly hurls all over your knob making it look like a Coney Island Dog.
Your grandma wasn't feeling so good last night. The night ended when she lovingly gave me a Coney Island Special.
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He plays a mentally retarded police officer in "Scary Movie". In the end he turns out to be F**KING HOT!!!!
I want to be arrested by Special Officer Doofy!
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The act of using a mind altering substance immediatly after a long day at work or school.
Lets go have an after school special
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