Found living in mountain towns, these ski and snowboard burnouts live to ride and speak in a language of their own..."Dude, bro, did you check out the sick pow pow back on chair 8? I'm totally gonna shred the gnar!".
A dude-a-bro rides all day, parties all night and will try anything crazy on or off the mountain. A dude-a-bro never turns down a dare and will freely rehash their experiences with those they meet.
I just rode the lift up with some crazy dude-a-bro who skiied off the roof of our condo!
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The term "bro it up" comes from a group of guys hanging out not doing much besides enjoying eachothers company and being men. No girls are involved in a Bro down. Often times involves a few cold beers, a funny show and maybe an xbox.
Bro Number 1: "Say dudes yall down to bro it up tonight?"
Bro Number 2: "im broke man"
Bro Number 1: "Good because I didnt ask to go out to the bar. I said lets bro it up. What the hell is wrong with you"
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The ability to instantly add up the weights on a bar-bell or perform any other "In The Gym" calculations almost instantly.
"45, 10 and 5 on each side that's 165lb"(Marcin)
"Dood, you hit 405 for like 3, that means you should probably max out at like 435." That's some real Bro-Math
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Dudes usually associated with mountain and near mountain towns that wear bright and loose clothing. Typical attire would include bandanas and beanies. They usually sit at the top of sets but never go and are usually not good snowboarders.
Yo, did you see that dude?
Yea, total snow bro.
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the act of becoming brothers with a good friend after each friend having seen the others balls whether the friends like it or not; they do not have to see each others' testicles at the same time.
Dude, I walked in on Homer taking a piss yesterday and caught a glimpse of his balls; God i hope he never sees mine because I don't want us to become balls bros.
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Pat and Bud Roche started the great company of Roche Bros during 1952.
When Ed and Rick Roche took control, the great company became the worst company.
Everything is over price, employees are treated like objects, managers have high egos, and they pay worse than McDonald. It's the work place for the unwanted people. Unintelligent teens, useless adults, and desperate people. Roche Bros company is base on slave labor and lies.
Roche Bros
Employee #1: Unfair! I been working here for 7 years and I am still making minimum wage!
Employee #2: So what? I been here for 8 years doing making minimum wage with no benefits and working 40 hours a week. Manager refuses to promote me to the Full-Time position.
Employee #1: you know the law states that they have to legal making you a Full-Timer, IF you work for a full month with Full-Timer's hours.
Employee #2: True, but my manager said that I would be fired if I tried legal action against the company. Also, the new associate rule book states that they can fire any employee for no reason if they please. I don't want to lose my job.
Employee #1: That sucks.
Employee #2: Not really. The departments don't have cameras in them. My crew and I get away with eating food and smoking weed.
Employee #1: Really?
Employee #2: Yup. Weed is the only thing that keeps me relax at work.
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A group of girls who are friends or dating a laxer bro. They are often known to hook up with each of the laxers they chill with. A benefit to hooking up with the lax bros.. is the bro slut will be able to attend all the ragers held by the bros. Most of the bro sluts tend to be bitchy and dont appreciate other girls trying to get with the bros.
Bro: Dude so pissed I was down the shore! who was at the party last night?
Other Bro: Just all the bros.. and a couple of our Bro sluts.
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