Juicy Fruit Gum

Shit doesn't last very long

Mike: "Hey Jimmy, want some Juicy Fruit Gum?"
Jimmy: "Hell no. It loses flavor in two minutes. Got any Trident?"

Fruit Muffin

Feminine male

He's a real fruit muffin.

Fruit ass beating

a drink composed of straight vodka mixed with fruit punch mio

I'd like to order a fruit ass beating please

Super-Fruit

When a person is so gay, it rubs off on you and you become a Super-Fruit.

Friend 1: What happened to Greg?
Friend 2: Oh, he was hanging out with Georgina and turned into a Super-Fruit

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth

Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation

fruit call

To call someone fruity or gay

Hey man, I heard you fruit calling a guy last night, are you cool?

fruit hooter

Some one who roller blades.

That guy is a fruit hooter.