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Synonym to "Simp". People that hover around, unconditionally defend or otherwise act in an overly submissive way towards women, in an attempt to obtain the smallest level of approval, usually with the delusion of forming a sexual relationship with said female. Derived from the phrase "Hunting for a crumb of pussy".
Man 1: "Bethany always has her army of dudes following her around, sniffing around for even a crumb of that pussy."
Man 2: "What a bunch of Crumb Hunters. Fucking embarrassing."
Da sub-machine gun dat Uncle Duke takes with him on hiking-trips to shoot game (and possibly John Denver, too, but dat's another story!).
Da Doonesbury cartoon-character Uncle Duke was modeled after Hunter Thompson, which is a hilarious coincidence in dat Duke is very fond of firearms, especially automatic weapons.
Is usually a hoe but is very sweet. Will go out of his way to make sure you’re okay and is a very lovey dovey person. He will always be there for you when you need him, will love you unconditionally, and has a sweet ass.
Girl: “Hunter Logan Bryant is the best person ever and is the Simba to my Nala, with that sweet ass.”
Girl 2: “really?”
Girl: “(winks) his ass is the best in the world and very smackable”.
Use no hands and hip thrust until evacuation
I only have prosthetic arms. Thank god for the hunter thrust...