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You cant kill me!

I'm suction cup man! Look at me go!

You cant kill me! im suction cup man! Look at me go!

by Felix Morningstar the Cunt December 4, 2022


hitman kill everyone challenge

a challenge where you eliminate all NPCs (non playable character) on a level in one of the hitman games

have you seen cheru"s new hitman kill everyone challenge with the randomizer mod

by yeetyyeetilyyeetus January 17, 2022


You're killing me smalls

Making to many requests all at the same time.

Boss "Please quote all of these items by end of the day" Employee " You're killing me smalls !"

by Processor Pro March 29, 2023


I'm going to kill myself

Expression

Something that especially a suicidal person would say to underline that they have gone through a lot and are not able to mentally or physically keep up with the current situation anymore.

My life is nothing but endless suffer, I think I'm going to kill myself

by by the Reaper July 23, 2018

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everything can kill you

Everything can kill you, Even paper! EVEN AIR! doesn't matter what it is
If used correctly, You get killed.

Alex: Did you know that everything can kill you? Just think for a moment on how many stuff can kill you.
Max: Sheeeeeesh man, I know right!

by nonexistentturtle August 4, 2021


You Killed My Status

When someone try's to be smart & funny on your status but it comes out totally retarded.

Owner of status: It's raining outside...

Idiot: Are you sure you didn't wank and then cum? HARDY HAR HAR.

Owner of status: 0_0 that was completly retarded you killed my status you bozo.

by youkilledmystatus September 6, 2011


RageQuit Team-Killing Fucktard

this is the second definition of the Team-Killing Fucktard also known as the TKFT. the plural form of TKFT is TKFTs.
Definition 1 of TKFT is the True Team-Killing Fucktard. if you are confused on which definition is which, be sure to check out that page, too.

2. Rage-Case TKFT (or Rage-Quit TKFT):

This version of the TKFT is MUCH harder to detect. they are ninjas, assassins and spies. in the world of online games, they are steriotypically pissed-off asshole ten-year-olds about to Ragequit; they tend to talk in the n00b language and are usually almost completely fluent in said language. unlike the True TKFTs, who simply dont know how to play.

Detection:
Early detection is not always possible. Much of the time, this breed of TKFT will go unnoticed in a crowd or teammates, blending in perfectly. The exceptions occur when they make their presence known, often by lapsing into noobish. The known detection methods involve checking for anger and hostility towards other teammates, reviewing the player's dialect to determine if they are a troll, n00b or TTKFT, and by watching for reckless playing manner with heavy weapons.

Prevention:

Unfortunately, this Rage-blinded TKFT cannot be fully prevented. Sometimes, they call for a specific action, such as being expelled from the game or team-killed into RageQuitting. the players who TK or kick this type of TKFT can be referred to (comically) as TKPS or Team-Killing Problem-Solvers.

Note: "Ragequit team-killing fucktard" just announces what breed of TKFT they are. you may mix it up as you wish. some common acronyms are RQTKFT, and RTKFT.

p1: U d1rTy M0Th3rFuCk3r!!! Ur M0M h@d N0 cUmPl@nT$ L@$T n1GhT!!!!! HAHA L0L0L pL0X!!!
p2: Dude, its just a game. what's your problem
p1: 1m M@D @ U D:<
*P1 kills p2 then ragequits*
p3: hahaha! he did such a ragequit. what a Team-Killing Fucktard!!!!!
p2 as he respawns: tell me about it.

by Super-Ultimate-Ownage-Penguin September 11, 2011

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