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A man is the master key ie his penis the woman is the lock ie her vagina.
Jan: Why is a man sleeping around is ok while a woman doing the same thing is a slut?
Bill: Master Key Shitty Lock.
Jan: what does that mean?
Bill: A Master Key Penis can open many Different locks, a Shitty Lock Vagina will open with many different keys
Jan: That's sexist.
Bill: No it is the truth.
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Hanging upside-down from a chin-up bar ass-naked while simultaneously smoking a blunt and jerking off. This will open a secret portal to unlimited Doritos.
'Oh god man, I think I just walked in on Greg mastering the bat(e)man'
'He probably thought the door was locked.'
'Hey...so... uh...do you wanna give it a try?'
'Let's never talk about this.'
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Someone who is very good at getting guys to want/ fuck them
Yo bro Carli is an absolute top tier dick master, all guys want her.
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When you start fucking your sister
Cathy: step bro stop being a shit face cock master
Kyle: nah
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when we make it were gonna be making that master p money
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for ramming ones penis against a famous hole
Hey Dude I Cant Believe U Did A Master Ram Rod
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The rap name of an infamously sloppy MC.
"Fat Joe looked really sloppy in that new video of his."
"It couldn't have been more sloppy than Chink Master Slop in his new video. You know, the one where he vomits in a cup under his bed, and then forgets about it, only to find it 3 weeks later."
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