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After Superbowl 48, Peyton Maning had received a pink sock, which forms after hard un lubed anal rape when the organs pile out of the bloody asshole, the size of Missouri from the Seattle defense.
Dude, the superbowl is like a 40 point difference, look at that Peyton pink sock !
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Shoving your arm through someones prolapsed anus and working them like a puppet
I Just preformed the greatest Pink Sock Puppet show on your mom. Your whole family loved it.
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When a man wearing a condom ejaculates inside a women, then flips the condom inside out and goes for round 2.
Guy: I only have one condom, so I hope you don't mind a Kentucky wet sock.
Girl: That's gross! Can I get get pregnant from that?
Guy: There's only one way to find out ;)
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a friendly way to describe the act in which people get together and smoke an herbal organic substance in the form of a joint, blunt, etc. > to smoke weed
these look dirty, so do yours...we should probably change our socks man
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A type of softcore pornography commonly found on movie channels such as Showtime and HBO.
No penetration occurs while filming this type of porn.
The title "sock dick porn" was given because the male actor will wear a sock or nylon over his penis to hide it from the camera (and the vagina) due to censorship laws.
Under the right circumstances, one of these "sock dicks" gets past editing and can be seen on camera.
"Last night my mom caught me jerkin' my gherkin to some sock dick porn."
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the bosten red sock is when having anal sex with a women you stick the penis in the anus without any lube and in the out stroke the inner linning of the anus retracts around the penis there for looking like a red sock !
carl was fucking erin from behind when he decided to slip it in her ass without lube and finding he soon had a bosten red sock on his penis !
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1. Dude, Lateralus by Tool totally rocked my socks.
2. The new episode of Reno 911! rocked my socks!
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