Bus

A big yellow brick with wheels that runs on money, greed and torture

Jimmy: Mum can you drive me to school I don’t want to take that torturous bus!
Mum: Come on Jimmy it can’t be that bad
One day later...
R.I.P Jimmy, died from lack of entertainment on a bus

bus

sex object for bus enthusaists

hey that's a bus enthusiast jerking off to a bus

Bus

Where we droppin' bois?

We need to jump from the battle bus

Bus

The deadliest yet funniest tool of destruction in the world.

Person #1: Did you hear about Martin?

Person #2: No. What Happened?

Person #1: He got hit by a bus.

bus

Police slang for an ambulance

She's still got a pulse. Call for a bus...

Bus

Something that is late when you're on time and is on time when you're late

Example 1: Bro i ran for like 10 mins to catch the bus !! Continues to wait for the bus for 30 more minutes
Example 2: Oh crap, i'm late! Hopefuly the bus is too like it was last time Hint : It wasn't...

Bus

bus a nut in you mom LMAOOO

Guy 1: Is that bus?
Guy 2: Whos bus?
Guy1: BUS A NUT IN YOUR MOM