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A Top gun Thumbs up is similar to a regular thumbs up, only its held for much longer and you turn your hand to the side so the person youre giving the thumbs up to, can see the back of your hand.
its called a "Top Gun Thumbs Up" because during the entire film, that is all Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer ever did, never giving proper thumbs up to each other and at times, it seems as though their right hands are permenantly STUCK in that position.
not really possible to do an example of a Top Gun Thumbs Up... just watch Top Gun!
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A chap's love length - particularly relevant when close to ejaculation...
"You know Mark - he's partial to a squat on the blue veined porridge gun"
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When something involves a Transvestite /Drag Queen, and another person, possibly a heterosexual one male or female, a "gender" confrontation. This is usually not a good scene, will end in viscious yelling, tugging ,and scratching, and well as a razor or box cutter showing up for the finale .An old fashioned "street fight", with a modern twist!
As we were chased out of the nightclub by the Drag Queen -, i heard the door man yell,.. "Tranny get your gun " !
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Right as a guy is about to finish during sex, he pulls out and cums straight up in the air, like fireworks on the Fourth of July. Then he proceeds to catch his cum in his mouth and spits it into the girl's vagina, like a machine gun.
I didn't think anyone could get pregnant orally until Becka got preggers by the Fourth of July Machine Gun.
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A penis. The one shot refers to ejaculation
I told this chick to put her hands up and i shot her in the face with my one shot fun gun.
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A sexual maneuver where the male is receiving oral sex from a female with a cleft palate. Since there's a naso-oral communication, the male can shoot his sperm out of her nose from the inside-out, making it appear that she just shot out a double-barreled snot rocket.
After pulling off the double barreled cum gun, I asked her if she wanted a Kleenex.
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When you and 20 other blokes drop their daks and show their cocks to the incumbent president. No-homo.
A Trump's farewell, I saw a lineup of 21 guys drop their daks and flop their cocks, giving Trump's 21 gun salute.
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