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When a persons life spirals out of control due to drugs, drinking and non-stop partying - usually resulting in death. His hangers-on and leeches let it happen, as long as he keeps buying or dies.
Named after one of the funniest comedians of the 90's. Starring in many hilarious movies such as Tommy Boy, Almost Hero's, Black Sheep, Beverly Hills Ninja and more. He was later resurrected for a distasteful Dish Network commercial which also featured his faded comedian friend Kevin Spade.
Friend - Damn, I can't believe Nick is gone? He did a Chris Farley and OD'd.
Leech - Yeah...., It was a Great Party Though!
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1. A guy who has the biggest heart in the world and is the best friend that anyone could ever have.
2. A person who can accomplish anything and knows enough about a little bit of everything that he could be considered a mid sized encyclopedia.
3. A perfectionist who is fully capable of accomplishing nearly anything but is a self suppressed over achiever.
4. Cocky, and arrogant at times; he is someone who you do not want to piss off. He will fuck your world up when prompted and make you fully aware that you're a fuck up.
5. A person you can NOT win an argument against. Do not try. You WILL fail.
6. A hot "little package"
1. "I'm so lucky. Chris Wascher always has my back no matter what."
2. Person A: "I wonder how I can turn my bed into a flying saucer?"
Person B: "We should ask Chris Wascher, he will definitely be able to figure how to engineer your bed into a flying saucer!"
3. "If I was an over achiever like Chris Wascher I would not hold myself back by being such a procrastinator like him"
4. "I really shouldn't have crossed Chris Wascher, I feel like a major dumb ass right now."
5. "Chris Wascher is the master devil's advocate, I just can't fucking win."
6. "Chirs Wascher may be a small guy, but god damn he looks good naked!"
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he is an olympic ice dancer who skates with his sister Cathy Reed for Japan. There sister, Allison, is also an olympic ice dancer for Georgia with her partner Otar Japaridze. Chris reed is a hottie and everyone should all go out and fuck him immediately!!
Chris Reed has sex with his sister
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The most amazing, perfect, adorable, sweet, sexy, wonderful, amazing man in the world. He's a great person with a huge heart that Elizabeth Baker loves without a doubt or second guess. He is her whole heart and they will be married one day. <3
Chris Leonard is perfect!
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The most retarded fucktard of a dipshit ever to produced by a stinking UK reality TV show. He's 15, and his voice is yet to break, and sounds worse than the lead singer from Simple Plan. His music literally makes your ears bleed, and you will not doubt cut yourself and become emo because of how awful it is.
Rabid fangirl: z0mg lil chris is so smexy lolz
Me: Fuck. Off.
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He's a kid who went to Hofstra and rapped for everybody at Dizzy Lizard's. It was funny back then, and hey, give the kid credit for success, but he's going to turn 30 and realize... what the hell am I doing with my life.
Me Yo man... remember when we got penny beers at Dizzy's and Chris Webby rapped for us.
You Yeah that was hilarious. No one took it seriously, but now he's kind of a big deal.
Me I know... my sister who's in middle school asked me if I knew him.
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When you get beat by Vega in Street Fighter 4.
Dude, you got beat by the worst character in the game. Now that's what I call getting Chris Browned.
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