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Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019

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Hey hey hey smoke weed every day

A saying that some people have that is the answer to most of life's problems.

What's the meaning of life?
I don't know but hey hey hey smoke weed every day.

by The Fury 13 October 15, 2010

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national weed day

it’s a day for the stoners

april 24th is national weed day bitches

by April 19, 2021


national weed day

we’re replacing rape day, and making it happy

rape day sucks, so weed day instead. national weed day is for all the stoners out there. it’s ok april 24th

by impowster April 19, 2021


Ging weed

Pubic hair between the vagina and anus

Tamshaft ladyscaped her ging weed

by Monkoc June 18, 2022


Weed Whale

A person that smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Pot Potato

"Dude, there was this girl who smoked a ton of weed in my school and was super chubby, we called her a weed whale

by Derpderp200 December 29, 2017


weed titty

an individual whom you bum weed off of, with the facade of being their friend

i ain’t yo weed titty

by lar snort April 29, 2020