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A trap, intentional or otherwise, set by dropping a smoked cigarette into a half-full bottle of beer, thus obscuring the cigarette butt. Also, a great palendrome.
"Aw man, Elliot left me a party booby trap! My Urquell's ruined!"
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When one staples ones dickhole together and then proceed to partake in sexual intercourse with a female.
Unknown: Hey man. How was last night?
“Oh it was great we tried the Russian Salmon Trap, blood was flowing”
The act of trapping ones penis inside of your vagina until it falls off and dies.
Morgan was angry at Joey so she used a Mongolian Fish Trap on him.
A classic phrase used when an individual buys a seemingly endless assortment of fruits and vegetables from Trader Joe's, but then proceeds to eat frozen dumplings for ten days in a row once home and settled.
"Hey Frank, check out all of this fresh produce I picked up at Trader Joe's today!"
"Nice, Willis, that all looks so good. What are you planning on making for dinner tonight?"
"Well I was gonna make some stuffed mushrooms, buuutttt– I'm feeling pretty sleepy now. Probably just gonna throw some frozen dumplings in the pan."
"Sounds good Willis. Just don't get caught in The Trader Joe's Trap again. See you in ten days!"
Two dicks get inserted on either end of a Cheesy Roll Up from Taco Bell and are permanently trapped there
Matt and Jeff drunkenly put their dicks into a shared Cheesy Roll Up and were stuck in a Mexican Dick Trap
When a woman pulls the bottom of her shirt over another person's head and shakes her boobs in the person's face. The Perfect Bobby Trap should only performed on people who enjoy motor boating titties.
Perfect Booby Trap! Diane did a Perfect Booby Trap on this hot blonde girl at the bar and then, less than an hour later, the hot blonde Perfect Booby Trap her back!
An informal way to say 'shut up'. Can be related to 'shutcho bitchass up' or 'shutcho fuckin ass up'. Often used by hardcore toxic adult gamers.
Coversation in the group chat of the bros-
Dude A- LMFAO I BE GETTIN SUSSY AS FUCK IMAGES AND GAY AS FUCK TEXT FROM (Dude B) LOOOOOOOOL CAUGHTCHO ASS IN 8K ULTRA HD JAMES WEBB TELESCOPE DEFINITION-
Dude B- LISTEN I AINT GAY I BE GETTIN HACKED BELIEVE ME PLS DUDE
DUDE A- NAH BRUH YO BE DOWN BAD DEEP IN THE OCEAN MAN CAUGHTCHO ASS IM FINNA EXPOSE YO BITCHASS TO YO GF
Dude B- NIGGA SHUTCHO TRAP UP YO MY FRIEND OR FOE SHUTCHO BITCHASS UP
Dude C- yo Dude (B) Im down if yo wanna dm me those lets hang out my baby boy ;)
Dude B- NIGGA I AINT GAY THERES A FUCKING HACKER AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK DUDE (C)1//!1?/
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