an woman/man with an condition that can also be called small penis
When my tinder date from last night pull down her pants I was expecting some vagina but instead I got a big shock and she had an when my tinder date from last night pull down her pants I was expecting some vagina but instead I got a big shock and she had and inky winky willy
an male that has an disorder called small penis
when my tinder hookup pulled down her pants I thought I would get some vigina but didn’t get some. instead I got an inky winky willy
Willy movements is basically when you know the gender of someone sitting next to you, without looking at them, as you can sense the willy movements. It can also be used in many other ways, like when your friend accidentally touched your moving willy, when you're running, etc.
"Hey, did you see who you got sat next to in lesson?"
"Nah, I didn't look, but I know it's a boy."
"How?"
"I could sense the Willy movements."
"Hahahaha, I accidentally touched your willy, I could feel the willy movements"
like a wet willy - but wet your finger with your/your victim’s sweat instead of your spit.
preferably from somewhere gross like your balls or pits.
bro- remember when Sonny Bradley gave Emre Can a sweat willy at the match against Plymouth?
When your dick behaves Strange.
For example: when you get a boner, while you talking to your boys.
Me: Waddup boys? How‘s you goin? Was it nice yes....
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!
Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))