The worst operating system in the world.
It is only popular, becauase it was good until Windows 8 came out, software support and because it is preinstalled on most PCs.
I will not reinstall Windows anymore! I am switching to another OS!
A windows laptop is something you spend to much money on and it gets a virus.
Ally: Hey! I got the new laptop!
You: Why is there a flashing screen telling you to call a number?
Ally: God damn it. Stupid windows laptop.
A way to tell someone to be ready for something bad to come when you are not in a good position to fight back.
Bullied guy( lets call him Ivan): *talks*
friend of bullied guy (lets call him Max): Ivan, look out the window, the delinquents are coming for you...
Ivan: Oh sh*t, WHAT Do I DO??
A bloody mess of macros, typedefs and compile errors.
WHY AM I ALWAYS GETTING ERRORS? WHO INVENTED THE WINDOWS API?!
The act of ejaculating in such a quantity, that it gets all over the windows and walls of your bedroom.
Sorry baby, I didn't want to wash the windows.
The part of a dolls legs between her sexy high boots and fancy dress
You see that skin window on that pocket ninja.
the new coming windows, i don't know how the hell they are almost releasing it, they only released windows 11 in 2021
hello, douchebags i like to play minecraft on my windows 12