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Windows

The worst operating system in the world.

It is only popular, becauase it was good until Windows 8 came out, software support and because it is preinstalled on most PCs.

I will not reinstall Windows anymore! I am switching to another OS!

by Octopus1348 July 11, 2022


Windows Laptop

A windows laptop is something you spend to much money on and it gets a virus.

Ally: Hey! I got the new laptop!
You: Why is there a flashing screen telling you to call a number?
Ally: God damn it. Stupid windows laptop.

by Sassy mouse in the sky sass April 29, 2020


Look out the window

A way to tell someone to be ready for something bad to come when you are not in a good position to fight back.

Bullied guy( lets call him Ivan): *talks*
friend of bullied guy (lets call him Max): Ivan, look out the window, the delinquents are coming for you...
Ivan: Oh sh*t, WHAT Do I DO??

by bonnejournee October 29, 2019


Windows API

A bloody mess of macros, typedefs and compile errors.

WHY AM I ALWAYS GETTING ERRORS? WHO INVENTED THE WINDOWS API?!

by DavidKiller69 January 29, 2021


wash the windows

The act of ejaculating in such a quantity, that it gets all over the windows and walls of your bedroom.

Sorry baby, I didn't want to wash the windows.

by Your Average Memer November 24, 2016


Skin window

The part of a dolls legs between her sexy high boots and fancy dress

You see that skin window on that pocket ninja.

by Things and stuff February 23, 2020


windows 12

the new coming windows, i don't know how the hell they are almost releasing it, they only released windows 11 in 2021

hello, douchebags i like to play minecraft on my windows 12

by narla2 December 10, 2023