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Jimothy: Queen is the best band ever.
Quintavius DeMarcus DeBartholomew L'Sexhaver MMMDCCCLXXXIV: No the fuck it's not. Tally Hall exists, you fucking moron.
Person 1: “Weezer The Best Band Ever”
Person 2: “True!”
Person A: "I can't belive Brendan kissed Ryan onstage!"
Person B: "Well, I guess a lot of their fans enjoyed it."
Person A: "If a no man's band did that, people would probably boo them."
A band formerly directed by Ryan dukes and the pride of Habersham when the football team suck the band plays like a fucking DCI corps and over accomplishments over every band they play agianst
jhon:damn that habersham central band of blue is loud af
rocky:stfu i played for them before i graduated
THE BEST FUCKING PRODUCER IN MICHIGAN!!!
John: Did you know lil band$ is the best producer in Michigan?
Lila: Of course I did!
The rubber band manlet (a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10) is a mobbed-up manlet, a misanthropic manlet, a materialistic manlet and a myopic manlet who petulantly peddles his piddly hobbit pipe-weed to all of the towering grown-ups who have the misfortune of crossing his pathetically puny path. Straight outta Oompa Loompa land, tape measure in his right, booster seat in his other hand. Call him a lesser man, he'll always be a lesser man. Wasted a couple hundred grand, high heels, all colors man. Once inevitably caught by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the then incarcerated rubber band manlet instantly and seamlessly makes the for him natural transition into a prison wife manlet and happily lives out his laughably lowly little life in the enthusiastically submissive service of his fearlessly formidable and devastatingly dominant, supremely superior magnificent manmore prison war daddy overlord.
Emily: Lol, why is that deceased rubber band manlet lying in the manlet pit over there and why is he covered with garden gnomes? Bianca: A group of little girls just shot him to death with a pink BB gun and then gave the silly, little manlet boy a dwarven funeral. Emily: Hahahahaha! Manlets rise up!
Food that you use as a “band aid” to feel better when you’re upset.
“I deserve some band aid food after all this bullshit”
“You wanna go get some band aid food?”