legs up missionary

Stands for a missionary fuck, with the woman rising her legs upwards, sometimes crossing them behind the guy's back. Best position to penetrate deeply.

Random pervert : Damn dude, prOn flicks feels so intimate and passionate when they're doing a legs up missionary, I never get bored of watching this !

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four legged child

Name used to talk about ownership of a dog or rabbit or pig or cat. (abort mission, it is not a four legged child).

'Hey, I'm a father of one four legged child.'

'Oh really? What happened to the child? So sorry...'

'Sorry for what? It's called Buddy and is a Labrador Retriever.'

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Long Legged Larry

Thick, long penis. typically inserted in the anus

Patricia likes to eat my long legged larry.

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Gum on my leg

Pulling one's testicle out of shorts, boxers or underwear and stretching the sack and holding the stretched sack with thumb to the inner thigh and then stating to someone in close visual distance that you've got gum stuck to your leg.

"Hey honey (or friend/girlfriend), I have gum on my leg!"
Frank stood there with his left testicle streched down to his knee showing it cleverly and proudly to his wife.

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alaskian leg warmer

Urinating on spouse's leg.

wife: Honey, I'm cold; turn up the heat.

husband: Babe, we don't need no heat I'll just give you an Alaskian leg warmer.

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mookie legs

its MY mooks

my mooks, my mookie leggyssss mook legssss.
mookie legs i love u

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Bling Bling Legs

Incredibly sexy and toned legs on a girl.

Caitlin has got those bling bling legs! Hook 'em horns!

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