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The standard instagram caption for a basic bitch birthday. Often used when the captioner secretly hates the person they are celebrating.
"What was Becky's caption for my birthday post?"
"'Happy Birthday to this girl. You're literally the worst person I've ever met and we fight all the time, I couldn't live without you tho. Love you long time!'"
"I always knew I hated that bitch"
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When you get get head from 2 different girls while watching long horns fuck on the prairie
McCalla says to Tooley “Dude how was your double head long horn last night?”
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When a girls wants some dookie love or your cock in her can.
Last night this freak was begging me to long stick the fart box!
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an unrealistic animal similar to a unicorn but in the form of a sheep not a horse.
Did you see that Japanese Long Horn Sheep right there?
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anything sick that someone does. it doesn't matter what it is, it can be used to describe anything that you think sounds, looks or acts nasty (or sucky).
"dude, your mom eats corn the long way."
"i'm not gay just you eat corn the long way."
"this movie sucks. it totally eats corn the long way."
eating corn the wrong way
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A cheap, male prostitute.
Shaniqua: Did you see Brianna pay for that 5 dollar foot long?
Lafwanda: Yeah, she is so desperate!
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