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Shower (or hamper)

A person who watches his sister(or brother) in the shower.

Hey shower, quit watching your sister!
hey hamper, quit watching your brother!

by aqui March 27, 2005

2๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


No Shower No Shave Sundays

Exactly what it sounds like.

Don't shower or shave on Sundays. Take this day for yourself. Enjoy yourself without worrying about what other people think. Who cares if you smell bad and look unkempt, its about showing the world you don't care. (at least you don't care once a week)

Bob: "Dude, you smell terrible."

Joe: "Yea I didn't shower or shave today, its No Shower No Shave Sundays"

Bob: "Oh yea I forgot, then nevermind, you smell terrible, but you are SO cool for not showering and not shaving on Sundays. How can I be cool like you?"

Joe: "Step one: Don't shower on Sundays. Step two: Don't shave on Sundays"

Bob: "Sounds like a plan, homeskillet!"

Joe:"Step three: NEVER say homeskillet again."

by Bismark Fan April 15, 2008

45๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shower Mac&Cheese

When you sneak into your roommate's shower to steal hot water for your make and cheese.

My roommate was so desperate that he lockpicked my door and got shower mac&cheese.

by peac0ckman December 12, 2019

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cuban dick shower

Much like Cuban shower, this is the act of a male spraying or coating his genitalia with cologne or scented products, in the interest of masking his true musk. Usually employed after hot sex with stanky-ass pussy.

When the lights flipped on, I saw how uggo she was, and I had to give myself a Cuban dick shower before I left the party.

by gabuman February 10, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rock Star Shower

Washing your dick in the bathroom sink after sex.

A rock star shower is a quick and efficient way to get to sleep quickly and not have a stinky dick.

by HelloHBOT August 13, 2014


Canadian Baby Shower

A tradition in the Great White North where attendees bring large sums of money in which to shower the future parents with.

A celebration for a future child where the future parents are showered with large sums of cold, hard cash.

It's a Canadian Baby Shower, Eh!

by Chuckster7411 December 28, 2015


X lax Shower

When a person sprays another with diarrhea.

The girl stopped her abductor with an X lax shower.

by starklawyer January 2, 2020