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When you draw an image of a penis on an egg and put it back in the carton.
Heather opened her carton of eggs to find an egg dick pic from Geof inside.
he is the biggest fucking coolest guy u will see even tho he is short
Hey boo, oh my fucking god is that felix egg yoke?
Ik he looks just like handsome mf thats ass at dh.
Holy shit he got Phasmophobia right?
Yeah ik, hes so cool all tho his friend Koby has to carry him.
Oh shit hes a level 3🤣
Calm down boo hes still working on it.
When you shove a Creme Egg up your significant others behind and then proceed to eat it afterwards.
Finley did the Creme Egg Technique on his boyfriend even though he doesn’t even like Creme Eggs.
It's when you shove a Portuguese Crow egg into a girls butthole without breaking it. She then crushes it with her anus and pushes the yok out while you slurp it up with a straw. Originating in the southern farming area of Portugal in the early 19th century.
I couldn't figure out where all my crow eggs were going. Then I caught Amelia with the towns clergymen and a dozen eggs practicing the Portuguese Crow Egg. I filed for divorce yesterday.
A fart that reeks so bad it boils an egg in an instant.
What is that smell??
I think Jeff is letting out those egg boiling farts again. 🤮
vaginal discharge, love slime, cooch slobber, twat snot
Wow, you're ready alright. There's like three raw egg whites here.
The white stuff that guys squirt out their wee wee to make babies
Please don't use your vagina egg magic to make me pregnant again, Mr. Radke.