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The day that Kurt Cobain was slain by Jack Black. Years later JB wrote confession of his deed in the song 'The Metal'. Henceforth grunge was truly smitten for the better because as we all know grunge is the forfather of emo which can suck a left nut
On April 5th Metal killed Kurt Cobain
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The day where stupid siblings are born who believe they are better then you, even though you know you are better then them.
Friend- I’m no longer happy
Me- I haven’t been happy since April 6
Friend- what happened then
Me- siblings
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National “My life is ruined” day.
The day where your boyfriend breaks up with you or you get embarrassed to death.But there’s one thing NO ONE should ever say April 9th while talking about it.It is known as the day we don’t talk about EVER.
Tutle:Oh no it’s April 9th!
Larry:Shhhh no tutle dont say the name.
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Hey John! Are you going to April 20 in sf? Naw I don’t wanna be with all the potheads
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National spam your friends day on snapchat. This is the day you can spam your friends and be annoying.
John: Aye it’s National spam your friends day!
Jake: I don’t got any friends.
John: that’s sad.
Jake: but when?
John: April 20
Jake: ok
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April 24th is national tell how Crappy Gab is Day, this day comes once a year, so have fun!
Craig;" Hey Gab! You're a dick! Happy April 24th!"
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Teacher And Class Group SEX Day
Teacher: Class, Let’s Fuck eachother Beacuse its April 19th!
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