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Euphemism for hot rough gay sex.
“Hey man, wanna go bowling?”
“Sure what time?”
“6 o’clock”
Another term for a snitch in the mob.
"Ye Luigi, you hear that fuckin' chooch Carlo was a rat In the pasta bowl. Told the Gianni's men where Vinny was doin' the drop."
The act of placing dry toilet paper or a wet wipe on an area of skid mark on the toilet bowl and allowing the water to seep up and assist in cleaning the residual poo off the bowl with the next flush
I did not want my girlfriend to see the skidmark I left above the waterline, so I did a toilet bowl zamboni to help get rid of the embarrassing evidence
The Bowling Ball Carry is an efficient although slippery at times technique allowing one person to carry another without assistance. Similar to the Fireman’s Carry !! The technique is perform by inserting the Pointer Finger into the Genitalia and the Thumb into the Anus , as if you were to attempt to complete the elusive 7 -10 Split. (Note to Reader) the Technique is properly executed when you hear a distinct “Pucker Pop” suction sound.
Commander: Tom!! has the Area been evacuated.!!!
Tom: Almost Sir !! All but Three Ladies Sir !!
Commander: What are to waiting Man.. Time is of the Essence!!
Tom: I’ve been using the Fireman’s Carry Sir and its taking time !!
Commander: Fireman’s Carry why aren’t you using the Bowling Ball Carry Tom
Tom: Ah the Bowling Ball Carry but I was not certified for the Technique
Commander: Tom I will carry them out in One Shot!!
Tom: But Sir I said there were 3 and only you only have 2 Hands.
Commander: Dammit Solider you must improvise then I will wear one as a Hat!!
More offensive than simply mooning someone, when a male places his genitalia behind his legs, keeps his legs together, and bends over to display ass, scrotum, and penis below.
Oh he thinks he can get away with mooning me? I'm gonna' give him the ol' mixed fruit bowl.
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An older lady that hangs out at the bar of a bowling alley trying to seduce younger men into the pleasure of the cougar life
Man, that lady at the end of the bar is such a bowling alley bitch
A sexual act in which a man lovingly fills his partners rectum with chilled milk. Once filled cereal (dry is optimal) is added to taste. The Austin Cereal Bowl is best consumed with whole milk, although soy may be substituted for the lactose intolerant. Spoon optional. Available at all Austin area Marriots.
I prefer Cocoa Puffs in my Austin Cereal Bowl !