What you call the person/persons who share cubicle space with you. Helps to distract you from the fact that you work in a cubicle...something you swore you'd never do.
I spent all day talking to my cubi-buddy without ever actually seeing their face.
The people who posts selfies of themselves and then their friends and stalkers posts emoji's expressing her beauty and posts stuff like "HOT" and shit. This mainly happens to teenagers that are girls.
John: Wow, Sarah has a lot of comments on Instagram.
Joe: Yeah, comment buddys.
John: Mhm.
One who helps wipe thy butt, usually after pooping, and done by an ex wife.
“I can’t reach back there...I need my back yard buddy”
Partner needed to climb fire ladder when officer has no clue what they are doing.
Where is your ladder buddy?!
A man who looks for a gay partner only for their money.
John doesn't actually love Michael, he's just a dough buddy.
The bench at any park where your parents force you to sit with the little shit you want to be the furthest away from because they won't stop getting into fights with you.
But moooooom, he won't stop throwing rocks at me and calling me stupid!
Hush! You and Jimmy are gonna sit at the buddy bench and get along, or I'm grounding you!
A Math Buddy Is A Boy And A Girl That Gets Close And Eventually Have A Sexual Relationship