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Canadian songster

A term applied to a particular group of males from Canada, a British outpost in the extreme north of the United States. They are allegedly musicians with a huge fan following. Notable examples are you tuber gone bad, Justin Bieber and crooner (who needs to go bad-boy) Michael Bublè.

Why have you covered your walls with half-naked posters of a Canadian Songster?

by leibovits November 18, 2013


Canadian Bar Mitzvah

It's when your canadian child is old enough for you to kick it. Usually in-between 1 and 2 years old. You must do this while yelling, "Kick the baby!"

I'm so excited for little Travice's first birthday. I think he's old enough to get his Canadian Bar Mitzvah!

by Mrmcgreen July 17, 2024


Canadian Bar Mitzvah

For children growing up in a snowy climate, the coming-of-age moment where you're finally invited by your dad to join the group of strangers currently struggling to push a car in neutral out of the roadside snowdrift it's gotten itself stuck into.

Every time I go by the blind curve in the park I had my Canadian Bar Mitzvah at, I smile a little.

by A Ninny Moose December 29, 2022


Canadian Cigarette

A cigarette that has been dipped in formaldehyde. Typically smoked after hash and shatter.

Mark enjoyed too many Canadian Cigarettes, and now he needs a cytoplasm transplant.

by ————-Webster———- June 15, 2022


Canadian Mountain Pig

The complete opposite of a Florida Ditch Pig

Dane is so cool! He is my Canadian Mountain Pig

by SputnikTheCat July 23, 2018


canadian shark

Hugely hung. swims in, conquers and swims out. Overuses teeth. Only speaks french (Canadian)

I was sharked by a Canadian last night. I'm on the hunt for a Canadian Shark.

by shitch March 3, 2015


canadian tourettes

the act of compulsively apologizing, even when it is considered unnecessary.

canadian: "ooh i'm soory"
american: "stop saying that"
canadian: "...soory"
american: "stop!"
canadian: "I can't help it, my Canadian tourettes is acting up."

by yrsolame January 21, 2023