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The most horrific, terrible, and satanic-tasting beer ever made. Brewed by Samuel Adams, this beer is one of the most disgusting and nauseating drinks known to mankind. Chilled or room temperature, you can always count on Chocolate Bock to help you lose your appetite. The only people who enjoy this beer are sphincter-licking, salad tossing idiots who have no tastebuds left on their tongues. Why a company that has brewed so many delicious tasting beers would create such a tear-jerking and disappointing nightmare is beyond me. I've known sober children in Africa who have spit this beer out of their mouths. Sarah McLachlan should create a television commercial for people who have tasted this beer, those who have mouths that will be forever scarred.
Nelson: "Hey Craig, have you tried the Chocolate Bock beer by Samuel Adams? I just took a sip."
Craig: "Chocolate Bock gave my grandfather a stroke, and raped my mother. Not a big fan."
(Nelson proceeds to throw up his own intestines)
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When you have to shit but when you do shit you fart at the same time
I just heard my brother come out of the bathroom and it sounded like chocolate thunder
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When a man a woman are having sex and they stop. The man ejaculates all over the girls face and smears it in. Then he shits in his hands and smears the shit and semen into a chocolatey con"cock"sion... you have completed a Chocolate Moose.. to dispose properly the man must now lick it all off of her face...
Ryan Chocolate Moosed Madeline.
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chocolate city is a large city that has a predominantly black (african-american) population. georgians commonly refer to atlanta as 'chocolate city' because of white flight to the suburbs and the influx of minorities since the 1960s and 1970s. chocolate city also refers to the fact that most positions of power (mayor, police chief, etc.) are held by blacks.
even though i live in macon, i sometimes go to the chocolate city for fun. i can see a bulls game or go to the club.
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chocolate sex
chocolate sex is fucking a guy ins his asshole.
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white and black girl having sex
2 girls 1 white the other black having sex, put 2&2 Together = chocolate milk
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When you are fucking a bitch in the ass hole and she starts to shit.
The bitch gave me a Chocolate Avalanche last night. The shit started oozing down my cock. I kept fucking her because it felt good. She then sucked the shit off my cock.
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