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Welcome to Florida Christian School! We are non-denominational affiliated school, yet we are condescending of the Catholic church and our entire staff is Southern Baptist. Don't be fooled, we will some how take your money, one way or another. From forcing your children to walk miles in a Walk-a-thon, to, having hundreds of "No uniform days". Think we will put the money back in the school by upgrading it? You will start seeing updates about 10 years after fund raising with low quality construction and paint. Our priority is to teach the world using the Bible. By saying this, this means that if your child doesn't pass Bible class, they can not graduate from Florida Christian School. Most students who graduate, end up going to Miami-Dade, or other unknown "colleges". Every year we raise the price of tuition, but do not worry, if your family goes to the same church as Dr. Andrew, your child will be able to go to the school with no tuition fees; because people who actually pay, are paying for your child as well. Not all teachers have teaching degrees. There is a total of 4 electives to take, and low quality teaching. The children of teachers are treated as gold and get to go to the front of the lunch line while other student, who pay, have to wait in the heat to eat the low quality, D rated, cafeteria food.
I hear by oath that this information is true, as I attended this school for 10 years. Luckily, I did not graduate from here.
Student 1: "So what was for lunch?"
Student 2: "Why do you ask, its the same thing everyday"
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Teacher: "The catholic church is going to hell because they added books to the bible."
Student: "Actually sir, the Baptist church was the one that took out books from the bible, because the Catholic church was the first church.."
Teacher: "get out of my classroom"
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^^^^ that actually happened to me at Florida Christian School (FCS)
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A girl who does not do any sort of sexual activity. So no sending nudes, sex (or any form of it), and to some extent kissing
She wouldn’t let me do anything she’s such a good little Christian girl
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Aurora Christian Meat Rack is a place for all men to go when they need a break from women because you wont find any there. There is a main packing area and a meat freezer. There may be some homosexuals here if that's what you're into! If you ever need a getaway from women... You've found your place!
Charles: Oh boy, I really can't handle my girlfriend right now.
Collin: Well why don't you just come to my school. It's called the Aurora Christian Meat Rack.
Charles: Kinda sounds like a sausage fest if you ask me.
Collin: It's because it is!
a Hitler lover someone who also loves jews and is super amazing and has the biggest toes, Jon and Alice will fall in love with you, evan and sam will bow down to you
HEZ says hi;)
wow christian taylor barron-blevins you cool beans
Hopeless Christian is a private high school in the North East Heights of Albuquerque, NM. It is run by the basketball team who decided that it is the only sport allowed to have on campus practices, and the cheerleading team that has never quite actually won a national championship. Most hopies believe that they are entitled to everything including the "pot lounge" behind the art building. They like to talk about how right they are no matter what the issue is, and they never seem to shut up about it either. This school built out of tuff-shed cares more about the grass in the middle of campus that, instead of letting kids walk on it, they make students walk around it making them late to class. Lastly, Hopes baseball team wouldn't be so bad except the coaching staff decided that seniors shouldn't play and freshmen will always carry the team and lose championship games.
See that kid? He goes to Hope Christian High School.
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A Good Christian Child is an innocent person, generally between the ages of 10 and 24, that is not necessarily Christian.
She would never do that. She's a good christian child.
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Fake people and pick mes EVERYWHERE. Bro these people probably ain’t even Christian like huh!?! Nah because show your real self to that persons face go on. All of these people are fruity and it’s kinda a vibe. No hot teachers sadly. 🤪🥺 Anyways our sports teams are good, but the football workouts are kinda.... fruity as well so like. Xoxo- Fruity school.
“Omg does he go to DCA? Because he is SO fruity like omg.”
Donelson Christian Academy- A very GAY school 😎
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