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dairy dip tip

A turd that comes out with an end that resembles the tip of a soft serve ice cream cup or cone. This usually indicates the completion of a bowel movement. A blunt tip as opposed to a dairy dip tip would indicate internal breakage resulting in the need for further movement.

I'm certain my bowels are empty as my turd had a dairy dip tip.

by nekidcamper January 24, 2010

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Rip 'n' Dip

When you are wiping your ass and your finger suddenly pokes through the toilet paper into your poopy arse. Most often occurs with cheap, single ply tickets in public restrooms.

Oh no!...my finger has a brown smelly swimming cap from a vicious rip 'n' dip!!

If you cant see the poop...smelling your finger is the only way to know if you were the victim of a rip 'n' dip

by Lunicus December 4, 2011

112πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


chinese wonton dip

When a man puts his scrotum into a woman's vagina and fucks her repetitively with it. He then proceeds to dip his scrotum into her mouth, otherwise known as "tea-bagging"

John wasn't satisfied enough with regular fucking, so he gave her the ol' chinese wonton dip

by the fuckin shit January 15, 2010

19πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


rip n' dip

rip n dipping is an action that can be broken into two steps:
1. the action Riping: of doing something gnarly/hella stella

then

2. dipping before indury, death, rape, STD's, getting busted by security or the po9

It is common to throw your horns \m/ (pointer and pinky finger raise up while thumb and other fingers remain down) before,during, and after the process for good luck and good ripndipper style

1.Mitch: I'm going to rip n' dip this rail before security comes

2. poppin gainers of the CN tower into a pool of horny/hungry sharks with laser beams and STD's and dipping the pool before being attacked and/or raped by the sharks

by Snikazz January 12, 2011

42πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Double-Dip Recession

A sexual act involved in the bedroom between a man and a woman. The man inserts his penis into the vagina, before removing it and inserting it into the anus, then back to the vagina, then back into the anus and so on and so forth until he cums.
The term derives from economics, 'a long-term recession', because many couples now resort to more compelling sex moves due to personal financial circumstances.
Not to be confused with a Triple-Dip Recession, which involves insertion into the mouth as well.

"We had so many financial problems after I lost my job, I had to give her a Double-Dip Recession until I cummed in her arse"

by arransc April 13, 2013

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Des Moines Dip

Works best with the fellatee standing and the fellator kneeling. At the crucial moment, the fellatee pulls the fellator's lower lip out (much like a mailbox) and deposits a load between the cheek and gums.

"Hey Dean, look over by that dumpster. He's givin' her a Des Moines Dip!"

by Ziper November 13, 2007

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


National dip day

April 29th is national dip day, so get your friends and make some chips with dip

friend : did you know it’s national dip day
you : wow really?

by wow it’s me April 29, 2018