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The worst kid of douche imaginable.
This phrase originating in the small college town of Hanover, NH and has spread like wildfire due mostly to its fluid phonetics.
1. Is that douche canoe popping triple collars?
2. Yeah, that douche canoe bragged about blacking out last night when he'd only had 2 beers.
3. I fucking hate those douche canoes.
variations of music derived from hardcore punk that display qualities of which anything close to a hardcore ethos is derived such as crappy club music in lieu of a breakdown and or band members resembling the cast of jersey shore and a lyrical content similar to the my new haircut skits
1-hey what are you doing tonight, man?
2-going to see abandon all ships, and gonna down some jagerbombs and heineken. got any hair gel?
1-that is so douche-core.
the big poppa douche; a douche duffel is a person who is the biggest possible douche. douche duffels are people who are not only behemoth in stature, but also behemoth in thier degree of doucheness.
oh my god man, that guy was such a douche duffel i couldn't help but stop and stare, but then i had to book it at the last minute so his wide load didn't own my ass
A young person or kid who is acting like a complete and utter douche bag. A play on salmon smolt which spawn and swim out to sea- a douche smolt spawns and migrates to where it can be the most douchey, around older douche bags.
That little kid is a pathetic douche smolt. Look how he migrates toward all those big groups of douche bags.
1: A bar-hopping womanizer (smells like alcohol and is in and out of a different woman each week)
2: A man in a relationship with multiple women at the same time.
1: Man, Fred is such a community douche. I wish he'd pick up a girl somewhere other than a bar or a strip club for once.
2: After that threesome, I felt like a community douche. I was spent and a half.
a combination of both Douche and Brah (as in bro). Especially useful for friends who you would normal refer to as "brah" but they are being a complete douchebag.
(mate does something stupid)
"what'd you do that for douche-brah?"
Same as a Radar except picks up the doucheness in a human being. The average douche-dar is accurate up to 65 yards.
Ron: Aye hit this gilbey's vodka up cuddie.
Dylan: Na, my mom will smell it on me when i come home tomorrow.
Logan: I think im picking some one up on my douche-dar. I'm pretty sure it's Dylan.
Jack: Stuey ass Dylan.