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A donut filled with douche chunks.
Tommy ate a douche donut last night for dinner.
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The worst kid of douche imaginable.
This phrase originating in the small college town of Hanover, NH and has spread like wildfire due mostly to its fluid phonetics.
1. Is that douche canoe popping triple collars?
2. Yeah, that douche canoe bragged about blacking out last night when he'd only had 2 beers.
3. I fucking hate those douche canoes.
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variations of music derived from hardcore punk that display qualities of which anything close to a hardcore ethos is derived such as crappy club music in lieu of a breakdown and or band members resembling the cast of jersey shore and a lyrical content similar to the my new haircut skits
1-hey what are you doing tonight, man?
2-going to see abandon all ships, and gonna down some jagerbombs and heineken. got any hair gel?
1-that is so douche-core.
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1: A bar-hopping womanizer (smells like alcohol and is in and out of a different woman each week)
2: A man in a relationship with multiple women at the same time.
1: Man, Fred is such a community douche. I wish he'd pick up a girl somewhere other than a bar or a strip club for once.
2: After that threesome, I felt like a community douche. I was spent and a half.
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Same as a Radar except picks up the doucheness in a human being. The average douche-dar is accurate up to 65 yards.
Ron: Aye hit this gilbey's vodka up cuddie.
Dylan: Na, my mom will smell it on me when i come home tomorrow.
Logan: I think im picking some one up on my douche-dar. I'm pretty sure it's Dylan.
Jack: Stuey ass Dylan.
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A term for someone who commits heinous acts of douche-baggery. Basically, a huge douche-bag.
What's worse than a girl that douches? A girl that leaves a puddle of used douche solution on the floor...Douche Puddle.
Jim: Man, Trey got two different girls pregnant last night...
Charles: What a douche puddle...
Jim: Yeah, rampantly douche.
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Is a person who thinks they are the shit, when in fact they are a piece of shit and a douche to boot.
Mortimer: Hey guys I just got 1600 on my SATS.
Me: Shut up Mort, you Douche Manure.
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