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That state in which you're so incredibly bored that you actually choose to tune into the lives of those who share the same feeling via hit social networking service Facebook.
A: hey d00d, just going to click the 'ol home feed until something happens
B: wow, me too, how about that traditional Facebook-bored feeling
Someone that shows up on Facebook for a short time, and then mysteriously removes their account, only to show up again and repeat the cycle several months later.
Guy: Did you see that Sandy is on Facebook again?
Girl: Yeah, that's the third time this year she has been on there for a week or two. She's a real Facebook Transient.
when only comments on your facebook page are about how good you look and not about how good of a person you are or about what good character you have. Basically if you didn't have your looks no one would give a shit about you
Yeah enjoy being facebook pretty while you can no one gonna give a shit about you in 5 years when your old.
When you get on the computer to do something productive, but instead you instantly go into auto-drive and log onto Facebook and completely forget the real reason you even got on the computer.
Man, I was going to write my 10 page english essay until I was hit by brick wall of facebook-amnesia!
To ripoff someones idea but make it better and take all the credit.
Dude, if you're going to ripoff my t-shirt design, at least use The Facebook Rule.
When something that someone posts on facebook is obviously not true and is used for comedic or dramatic effect.
Friend 1: "Wait, the only person that inspires Tina is 'the Dude' from The Big Lebowski?"
Friend 2: "That's only Facebook true, I'm sure there are other people that inspire her in real life!"
Head games people play while facebooking on their laptops.
Oh man, I can't believe she just posted that. It's like she thinks we are playing Facebook Battleship.