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Friendly Fire

When two homesexual men are involved in gay sex and one man cums into the other man's urethra, then the second man cums at the first, spraying him with his own cum-hence the name

Last night I saw these two gay guys going at it and they totally fucking hit each other with a Friendly Fire!

by Self_Hating_Narcississt May 1, 2018

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Friendly Fire

The inadvertent splash of one's own toilet-water one takes usually to the face and chest while deploying a plunger.

Chad: Hey man... what's that on your shirt?
Gordon: Took some friendly fire while I was plunging my turd this morning... sucks
Chad: Dooood…..

by PAreal August 14, 2018

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fire and ash

Kevin Closs is a gay nigger that likes getting it from athen closs from hes mommy basement in Ontario. Born in some peace of wood and is married to athen closs in the year 7,Kevin nigger Closs was raised on Manitoulin Island, and currently lives in a dirty box in the vents of little.

Kevin Closs is a gay nigger that likes getting it from athen closs from hes mommy basement in Ontario. Born in some peace of wood and is married to athen closs in the year 7,Kevin nigger Closs was raised on Manitoulin Island, and currently lives in a dirty box in the vents of little. fire and ash

by adonkey72 November 21, 2019

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Facebook Fire

Posting or commenting on Facebook with the intention of starting a written altercation.

"I just read that they found DNA that shows Jesus was black."

You're starting a Facebook Fire.

by Dey-ron June 22, 2014

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Monday fires

the small, bothersome problems that occur in the workplace on a Monday morning (usually between 8 a.m. and 10 a.m.), primarily because things weren't accomplished on the previous Friday

The fax machine failed over the weekend and no one ran the weekly report on Friday, so Sally spent all morning putting out little Monday fires.

by Sexy Simian November 29, 2010

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fire hydranting

The acting of violently spraying a liquid, often blood. Visually what happens if you hit a fire hydrant. Common to graphic films and murder scenes.

Ohh Shit! That guy cut off my arm and now its fire hydranting!

by L. Lawliet March 13, 2008

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Fire-Sailing

Burning California’s Democrat-nursery to disperse Democrat voters into red states.

Instead of gerrymandering to move the districts every ten years, we can do some Fire-sailing to move the voters whenever we want...

by SweetAtAll September 10, 2018

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