food to fun ratio

The distance between how far a woman's breasts extend in relation to how far their gut extends. It is measured in inches but is stated simply as a number.

"Oh damn.... she's got some jugs. Probably a food to fun ratio of about 4."

"Na she is kinda fat. She got a food to fun of -4."

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hanging a food rope

Taking a massive dump. Dropping anchor. Commissioning the submarine USS Brownwater. Pinching a loaf. Pooping.

Wife: "Honey, we're going to be late for dinner with my mother. You've been in there a while - are you feeling alright?"

Husband: "I'm in the middle of hanging a food rope. And stop talking to me through the goddamned door!"

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ate your food

you say this when someone gets bad karma for telling people about someone or a certian situation when it was not their place to say anything at all.

Person 1: "Wow I can't believe im getting hate for tell people what Sarah did."

Person 2: "That's what you get you should've shut up and ate your food."

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food channel fidgets

can be abbreviated to 'food fidgets'. Referring to the medical condition that arises when one is watching a cooking programs late at night, and is overcome by the insatiable urge to eat gourmet dishes.
Food fidgets can be left untreated, or may even be aggravated by going into the kitchen, and realizing that none of the food available could ever be as good.

"Oh man, you have to change the channel, any more Iron Chef and I'm going to have a raging case of food fidgets."

"I had to watch some CSI, the dead bodies my mind off my food channel fidgets."

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Fast Food Stockpile

When you are at a fast food restaurant and you grab a large amount of napkins, hot sauce, sporks, forks, toothpicks or anything else so you can replenish the stockpile horde you keep in your desk / dorm room / car / office.

Oh man, taco bell put the hot sauce behind the counter so I now have to be extra crafty to replenish my Fast Food Stockpile of hot sauce. Who only uses ½ a packet per taco? WTF!?!?!!

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thai food

1.generally what a gay fellow called nadeem buys cumilla when she beats his arse at tennis.

Also look at nadeem and tennis fail

2. nice food often eaten off their lovers stomach just before they fook all night

3. A form of punishment when one person *cough* cumilla *cough* puts steamy hot food up the other persons *cough* nadeem *cough* vagina or mangina

cumilla : i want thai food

nadeem : oh u minx, just let me take off my clothes

cumilla : don't bother u fat tart

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Food's evil cousin

poop

I just met food's evil cousin. He says "hi".

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