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When Christians lie to your face but it's ok because it's done the name Jesus. Usually a Southern term.
That women told me Jesus could heal my broken leg and I don't need a cast. She was lyin' for Jesus.
It is a term for avoiding the use of the lords name in vein, while still expressing yourself
#staywholey
-if you say Jesus Christ you're going to H E double hockey sticks
Jesus Christmas it was smaller on the phone!
A term used describe a man's long (past shoulder length), voluptuous hair.
Pedro: Yo, Ricky man, I'm serious man! This dude got Jesus Hair, yo!
The one extreme Mormon who yells at you when you swear or say any thing to do with Jesus or a God. This yelling can range from "STOP IT THAT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION AND YOU SHOULD NOT USE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN!!" to "IF YOU SWEAR OR SAY THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!"
"Oh my god Emily is such a Jesus hitler!" "HAY I HERD THAT NOW YOU ARE GOING TO HELL."
The mis-spelling of "Je suis fatigué" Also means that you are so tired, you turn into Jesus.
"I have jesus fatigue..."
"Jesus Fatigue..." "Quoi???" "Désolé, *Je suis fatigué"