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a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me here"?
person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?
person b): Lol. are you going gas wholesaling? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for bloody table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S. study your high school chemistry comme du monde.
When a lady sits on there lovers face and queefs directly into there lovers throat.
Woman: Wanna try a Chernobyl gas mask?
Man: I would love for you to queef directly into my throat.
When you burp and fart at the same time
Oh shit i just had a double gas back
When a person is trying to be straight but is really hella gay.
OR, if a straight person gets bamboozled by a gay person and then they realise that they are also very gay too.
P1: "Carl, I swear I'm not gay."
P2: "That's what you said a week ago before shagging Ken."
P3: "Damn, gaed outta the closet."
There isn’t one you unevolved tit.
Why can’t I fill my Tesla up with gas, maybe the Tesla gas cap is in the trunk.
When you have such a wet fart that you think you shit your pants
Dude I could have sworn I shit myself but I went to the bathroom and it turned out to be monkey gas
Gas charming a person that uses their charm with words to get what they want.
They were gas charming in hopes of winning love.