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One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches
Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger
The coach that makes the girls pull their shorts down in gym class. THE WORST COACH EVER!!!!!!!!
Coach Ham Lam: Girls come here
Me and my friends: What do you want now?
Coach Ham Lamb: Don't wear those shorts again!!!
Another term for wore out labia.
While watching a porno I asked, “have you ever seen whore ham on a gal like that before.”
A person who has suffered horrific burn injuries as a result of a house fire.
Man, that ham sandwich has patches of hair and shit everywhere
When a home sexual with a leather fetishist engages in sexual activities with a police officer.
Officer Smith was investigating the leather club but wound up in a ham sandwich.
A sandwich that is made out of turkey from the newest animal named a haminal witch is a ham
That looked like a good ham sandwich