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When you decide to have a three way but the extra person is not really welcome... aka, a side piece that you really didn’t want to have a three- way with ... also know as “carpet ham”
“ my girl said let’s have a three-some And her and I fucked while there was ‘ham on the side’.”
this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
Blowing your load in a fat chick
Yeah she got him for 18 years now , poor bastard gave her the ham injector n got her pregnant
PRONOUNCED: "SLICE-OF-HOM"
A slice of ham can be used in many various situations. One being: when seeing something you approve of (ie. typically an attractive male or female).
Male 1: "Aww have you seen her?"
Male 2: "Aye, she's a proper slice of ham!"
or
Female 1: "Thought I'd buy us a pizza for dinner!"
Female 2: "Aww! You slice of ham! Get it!"
Sophia Penaflor
Sophia Penaflor that slice of ham is a vegetarian.
me: "oh my god hey you silly slice of ham"
or :
"get to work right now you slice of ham"
Was created in Yulee, by in the 1750s by Bryan jeffers great great great grandfather
-Yu gon eat dinner?
-nah MA I ain't eating that Ham,banana,hollandaise meal shyt