“The most fun and most fine,
Expert at 69 (I imagine).” Daily Mail
“Most fun I’ve had in years, definitely the attraction of the year.” The Economist
“I liked her blue tits” The Ornithologist Society
Are you looking for something to snuggle at night, relieve your everyday tensions of being a man?
Make you feel like you can do anything and would do anything with her by your side?
Give you erections at the very thought of her entering the room?
TOUGH LUCK, DICKEATER
That girl is mine and we fuck, HARD.... in intermittent bursts.
I saw Hannah R. McR boobs, they’re my favourites from 1-7 in my top 10..... Mariah Carey has the other 3
A stupid ugly piece of poop, she can be very annoying at times. But, she has two sides to her that are very different. On that is very adventurous, outgoing, and talented. And another that is very sensitive and really boring. If you meet a Hannah Perro, don’t mess it up, or she will make you pay for it!
That Hannah Perro, wow! She has an awesome personality!
The sexual act of getting choked, and tossing money around at the same time
Dude that girl's a total freak, she made me do the sweaty Hannah Jones to her last night
When you take a shot but it slides on your crack to the rug. So you lick it up to clean it.
I just did the dirty hannah in the bathroom
the biggest joke to walk on this earth. no one really likes her they just pretend to so they can hit her vape. Hannah is so annoying in every way possible and likes to try to fuck every football boy, but really they all think she’s a slut
me: omg that’s so gross you fucked that football boy, hannah montgomery slobbed on his knob
kelsie: EW i probably have chlaymidia now
everyone: ew hannah just told me she failed her test 40 times in a row, no one cares
Usually a female who has bad taste in men but good taste in making friends. Secretly a bad bitch who can take care of herself. An emotional queen but a bombshell. Loves pork-chop and yoga.
Hannah is palindrome word. Dirty is just dirty.
A: hey wanna hannah dirty?
B: yes i wanna i wanna
Two best friends that are so close that people start to believe that they are in a relationship.
Person: Are Sky and Toby dating now? I just saw them holding hands
Other Person: No. They just have a Hannah and Rory relationship