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omg! AIRSHIP MAP IS OUT i have no money tho.
if a friend says "hey u guys can have some" candy, it means u can have it all
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Response "You should treat it as though your dick is a joke and have a sense of humor about it. I'm not saying it is a joke but it's so much more attractive than if you take it seriously or treat it like it's not a joke."
"I have a small dick"
"Good fo... Oh wait small? That's ok. Just treat yourself and your dick like it's something to be mocked over and maybe "other girls" will let you hang out with them while they fuck someone behind your bad.
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A trick question. Everyone has when they were born. Unless you where born by cesarean.
Hey man, ever have a pussy around your neck?
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This is the situation the way it really is
and we have to learn live with it, like it or not.
Source? You guessed it the big
to do about water pollution.
We've really messed up now and Dad will be pissed. I guess that's the kind of water we're gonna have to drink.
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Pick-up line for the desperate.
"Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
"No"
"Have a little sympathy for the jackass down south!"
"...I'm getting a restraining order."
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Commonly used as an excuse to get out of something you can't do and or when you previously had accepted a invitation to something but need to get out of it. Having a sister may or may not be true and she may or may not live in Freo. This is irrelevant as the emphasis is having a plausible excuse, not on actual fact.
Can be embellished with descriptive addiction as such as ...for a family do or to go watch a football match.
Feminine form of i need to take my little brother to baseball practice
"Damn, sorry to do this, but it can't make it this afternoon, I have to see my sister in Freo"
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