AIRSHIP MAP IS OUT i have no money

i dont have moneh

omg! AIRSHIP MAP IS OUT i have no money tho.

hey u guys can have some

giving it all away

if a friend says "hey u guys can have some" candy, it means u can have it all

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I have a small dick

Response "You should treat it as though your dick is a joke and have a sense of humor about it. I'm not saying it is a joke but it's so much more attractive than if you take it seriously or treat it like it's not a joke."

"I have a small dick"

"Good fo... Oh wait small? That's ok. Just treat yourself and your dick like it's something to be mocked over and maybe "other girls" will let you hang out with them while they fuck someone behind your bad.

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kind of water we're gonna have to drink.

This is the situation the way it really is
and we have to learn live with it, like it or not.
Source? You guessed it the big
to do about water pollution.

We've really messed up now and Dad will be pissed. I guess that's the kind of water we're gonna have to drink.

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Ever have a pussy around your neck?

A trick question. Everyone has when they were born. Unless you where born by cesarean.

Hey man, ever have a pussy around your neck?

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have a little sympathy for the jackass down south

Pick-up line for the desperate.

"Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
"No"
"Have a little sympathy for the jackass down south!"
"...I'm getting a restraining order."

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National have sex with your ex day

National have sex with your ex is on March 23 where you get to having sex to celebrate March 23 and just have a great time by just fucking.

Oh yes it’s National have sex with your ex day, March 23 , time to text that big booty bitch ;)

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