Make her cry cum

The act of filling a girl with cum so much, that she starts crying it.
(Which is technically impossible.)

Guy 1: ,,I'm going to have sex with Sara tonight"

Guy 2: ,,Make her cry cum!"

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steal her fucking eggs

when you see that biddy, and you know she wants it, but she doesn't know she wants it, so you have to sneak in and inseminate her - effectively stealing her weird little internal eggs and fertilizing the shit out of em.

See also: vaginal rape

John: "What up biddy?"

Biddy: "Excuse me? My name is Sandra."

John (thinking): "Mmmm biddy i'm a steal yo fuckin' eggs"

John's friend Andy: "Steal her fucking eggs, man"

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smoked his/her salad

instead of toss someones salad, (lick someones ass) it means to kick someones ass

dude didn't you see it? Rob smoked Bills salad last night! really fucked him up man! fuck man he, smoked his/her salad

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beat her mouth up

to have a girl suck your dick

Man, you shoulda seen me dawg. I beat her mouth up!!!

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What's her/his fuck

This is when you are in a conversation and you can't recall the person's name you are refering to.

"What's her/his fuck got real drunk last night." - (insert name)
"Wait, who are you talking about?"
-Max
"I don't know. What's her/his fuck"
-(insert name)

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standing on her soap box

Another meaning for a woman having her 'time of the month'

Hey what's wrong with Emma?

Oh she's just standing on her soap box.

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Decorate her face like a cake

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.

I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

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