know what i'm saying

kevinescent's infamous catch phrase. often used before performing a kevin eleven.

Kevinescent: *random incomprehinsible mumbles* know what im saying?

Guy: No, not really dude.

Kevinescent gives Guy the kevin eleven

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I'm Rick James, Bitch

I am so damn cool I don't need any shit from you, and if you give it to me, I'm going to kick your ass

You know what, I'm Rick James, Bitch so you best back up!

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I'm gonna use the restroom

It means what it fucking means

My Dad said "I'm gonna use the restroom" but he never came back

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Pls help I'm dying

If ur dying why tf are you here call an ambulance. aaaaa I'm dying wtf

Person 1: Pls help I'm dying
Person 2: no lol

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I'm smelling you ma

Phrase; chiefly New York City a phrase to indicate that you find a member of the opposite sex attractive

I'm smelling you ma. Note: West coast cats would never say something so ridiculous

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It's great, I'm learning a lot

A. I don't give a fuck! In fact I'm screwing things up just to piss off my boss.

B. I'm so aggrevated at the fuckups I can't even think straight!

A:
Boss: how's that new project going Schmitty?
Schmitty: it's great, I'm learning a lot!

B:
manager (to boss): How is Schmitty doing? I'm really glad you're taking the time to show him this new process.
Boss *eye twitch* it's great, I'm learning a lot!

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I'm all built up

You have a huge, rock-hard, boner from thinking about someone, and you just want to fuck the shit out of them.

Mmm baby, I'm all built up, I gotta go take a cold shower if ya know what I mean! You got me all excited!

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