pants pigeons

crabs (or moths??) of the rather large variety

crabs pants pigeons

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angry pants

A pair of pants that are horribly uncomfortable to the point where anyone wearing them is grumpy for the rest of the day. Angry pants can only affect certain people.

Sorry I yelled at you, I'm wearing my angry pants.

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guzzle pants

One who enjoys slapping young boys on their private parts, creating irregular sounds of pain

Wow, my dad is a real guzzle pants.

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Pussy Pants

Literally the best things ever!! Basically vagina shaped pants that were featured in Janelle Monae's music video.

I have the best boyfriend ever!! Last week he bought me pussy pants!

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Pants Brother

The derogatory term used towards lederhosen.

What do I look like a Pants Brother?

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bacon pants

When your pants smell like bacon

When I got home from work I made Breakfast for Dinner. Afterward when I was changing into my pajamas I noticed that my pants smelled like bacon pants

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Half Pants

Sweat pants that only reach halfway down your leg.

Girl 1- She had a camel toe in her half pants.
Girl 2- Yeah she did.

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