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Dat's some real shit
Let me speak on some real shit
My dog Mike and Ronnie stay on some real shit
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Explosive bouts of near career ending diarrhea stemmed from excessive drinking the night before.
Normally after one experiences this effect the hangover will start to die down. If it doesn't you are in for another two hours of abdominal torture.
Also related to tiquila-reha, whisky-shits, and green apple splatters.
Don't go into the bathroom, Jill has the liquor shits from last night and stuck the joint up worse than ever.
OH GOD SOMEONE KILL ME I HAVE BEEN IN THE BATHROOM FOR 3 HOURS WITH THE LIQUOR SHITS!!!!
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When you take a shit so huge that it clogs the toilet.
Conway took a clogger shit; it was so huge that the toilet got clogged and shit water overflowed from the toilet bowl.
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Rapid coleorectal weight loss precipitated by the consumption of Digiorno pizza.
I was up from 4am till 6am emptying everything I had in my colon. I only ate two slices, but I still got a case of the Digiorno shits.
When taking a rather large, long shit it literally props one's ass hence a kickstand shit.
I was so constipated in jail that after eight days I finally produced a kickstand shit!!
A person in an FPS game (Counter Strike, etc) who crouches down to shoot and it looks like he/she is squatting down to drop a steaming number two.
Player: I can't get up the stairwell because that shit squatter with an AWP keeps gunning down anybody that dares go up there.
Another name for the not-so-popular MTV show Jersey Show.
God, I can't believe you douschebags watch Jizzy Shit.